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COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY CLOSED

Military and Police Move In As Students Evacuated — Officials Tight-Lipped

New York City — In a surprise development that has the whole town buzzing, Columbia University was shut down without warning late last night. Faculty, students, and staff were ordered to vacate the premises as New York Police cordoned off the entire campus grounds. Reports indicate that elements of the 1st Army from Governors Island have been dispatched to assist in maintaining order.

University President Nicholas Murray Butler and the Board of Regents have offered no explanation for the sudden closure. Mayor Fiorello La Guardia’s office declined to comment, fueling speculation about what’s happening behind the locked gates of the Ivy League institution.

Police Chief O’Malley told the Interstate News Network this morning, “There’s nothing to worry your head about — the boys in blue have things well in hand.”

Still, jittery students are being relocated from dormitories to temporary housing in Morningside Heights and the Upper West Side. The cause of the closure remains shrouded in mystery, and the city is on edge.

CROWN PRINCE ALVARO VANISHES FROM NEW YORK HOTEL

Royal Guest Skips Out of the Waldorf Astoria Before Dawn — Entourage Missing

New York — In a move that has high society scratching its collective head, Crown Prince Infante Álvaro of France, who has been touring America these past weeks, has apparently skipped town without a trace.

Sources at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel confirm that the Prince and his entourage departed suddenly before sunrise, leaving behind their rooms — and their unpaid bill. The royal was last seen late last night dining at the Rainbow Room.

Hotel staff refused to comment, but one bellhop was overheard saying, “He left quicker than a cat on a hot griddle.”

Authorities have not confirmed the Prince’s destination, but speculation runs wild that the abrupt departure may be tied to recent international tensions.

NEWS ROUNDUP

  • Europe on the Brink: British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain has expressed concern over Germany’s latest troop movements near Czechoslovakia. The world watches as Hitler’s ambitions threaten yet another crisis.
  • New York World’s Fair Nears Opening: With just weeks to go before the gates open, workers rush to complete the pavilions in Flushing Meadows. Organizers promise the Fair will be “a window to the world of tomorrow.”
  • Hollywood Buzz: Filming has begun on Gone With the Wind, with producer David O. Selznick promising a “motion picture spectacle the likes of which the world has never seen.”
  • Baseball Spring Training: The Yankees have begun workouts in St. Petersburg, with Lou Gehrig in top form and fans already talking about another pennant.

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